Sunday, November 6, 2011

Weekend Special: Traders Attempt To Save Fools From Themselves

                                  OCCUPY CHICAGO DREAM

At first, I am sure they thought it was going to be free money. After all, what else could it be? I mean, with all the people who actually work for a living, what else could it be besides money falling from the sky?

As OCCUPY CHICAGO dysfunctional societal crybabies protesters found out, it was traders from The Chicago Board of Trade showering them with employment applications from McDonald’s. That they found time between bagged trades and stealing ticks from customer fills is amazing. You can count on traders for anything that promotes real social change.

                                          IT'S CALLED WORK !

Alas, Ketchup and her crew weren’t amused. What happens when white, ivy-league educated preppies who have never worked a day in their collective lives, who each probably have $200,000 in student loans, and majored in such heavy things as gender studies and/or puppetry, get a McDonald’s app thrown in their screaming faces?

As each and every day passes, we learn new things from the crowd who won't can’t work. And who can blame them really? Clinton taught them oral sex really isn’t sex; Barry Soetero has been griping endlessly about class warfare; and their parents [if they are around] taught them weed, alcohol and free love were groovy.

                                               OWS HERO

Attention Ketchup: You are a fleeced fool. Not only did the liberal establishment fill your head with worthless mush, they charged you 200k to boot, thus insuring they can control you just about forever.

Since my message probably isn’t resonating with you and your crowd, maybe something closer to home will help. See the guy above? Do you know what he would call you?
                                              “useful idiot’
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then. Lenin was surely right on this one.

So, in the interest of public service, let me explain as succinctly as I can what the traders were trying to tell you:  


Let’s trade some gold this week and make some money. Be the 1% !!


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